Mommy: "Ava, who's the boss?"
Ava: "Not Andre. Aunt Carly is the boss. Not Mommy or Daddy. Aunt Carly is the boss."
"It's a crawdad and I KILLED it!" - take note, this kid will kill a crawdad on sight! Not what we were expecting.
Little girl at the park: "Do you want to be my friend?"
Ava: "No." - Stone cold toddler.
Mommy: "Are you hungry Ava?"
Ava: "Of course I am!!"
"My favorite color is black!"
"Don't talk to Mom, Dad!"